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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Dry humour for after lunch...

    For a good laugh

    The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking
    for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged,
    French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
    "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat!"

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
    "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
    She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it
    out of the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a
    penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
    autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b_t_h out of the window."

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Here is a local one:

    Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.

    Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.

    Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !

    Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !

    Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.

    The hero looked angry and shouted "KNN! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    he...not bad....
    typical beng...start of any sentence..KNN or NNB or CCB or any @#$

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    I is very sian... I need more RAM for my office PC, going to steal from another PC tomorrow... too slow liao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by espn
    I is very sian... I need more RAM for my office PC, going to steal from another PC tomorrow... too slow liao.
    hahahaha...
    that was exactly wat i did 2yrs ago.

    stole from the guy i hate most in the office.
    then he kbkb his PC slow.

    i just ti gong.
    wat to do?

    my company IT admin buay gan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markccm
    hahahaha...
    that was exactly wat i did 2yrs ago.

    stole from the guy i hate most in the office.
    then he kbkb his PC slow.

    i just ti gong.
    wat to do?

    my company IT admin buay gan.
    Prob is the other PC only got 1 piece.. if I take out, then mth end the new fella join my team his PC will go "beep beep beep" heehee...

    Thinking of requisiting for another 512 or 256MB more RAM, else I go buy 2nd hand RAM use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by espn
    Prob is the other PC only got 1 piece.. if I take out, then mth end the new fella join my team his PC will go "beep beep beep" heehee...

    Thinking of requisiting for another 512 or 256MB more RAM, else I go buy 2nd hand RAM use.
    buy 1G one lah... so little where got shiok...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    So sleepy ... time to go home soon


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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Quote Originally Posted by furball
    So sleepy ... time to go home soon
    so early.. not staying back today meh... lolz..

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Quote Originally Posted by yklim
    so early.. not staying back today meh... lolz..
    Hee Hee .... Tmr off ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by furball
    Hee Hee .... Tmr off ...
    wow... good life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yklim
    wow... good life...
    U went for holiday lor ...

    Me need a break after so many burnt weekends in school ... Seeya all.

    *FB rush home liaos*

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    Quote Originally Posted by yklim
    so early.. not staying back today meh... lolz..
    yo bro... by chance you brought the d12 bag today?
    Visit me at my studio: http://www.studiospace.com.sg

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Quote Originally Posted by furball
    U went for holiday lor ...

    Me need a break after so many burnt weekends in school ... Seeya all.

    *FB rush home liaos*
    But you normally off on weekdays ma... burnt a few weekends nvm one...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    me go home tonite & paste screen protector on my EX-S600

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    Quote Originally Posted by sykestang
    yo bro... by chance you brought the d12 bag today?
    Dun have leh.. never tell me earlier...

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    *ants marching across STG...*
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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    I is online!

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    Quote Originally Posted by furball

    You same age as me lor. The rest all older than us lor.
    me? I give up already ..

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    Default Re: Sentosa Thread XL (40) - furball 31:587 "What gang ? Gang of Furballs ???"

    Quote Originally Posted by ernest_ted
    hee...

    so if i reach ancient status, i am dammm spicy....
    spicy like curry?

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