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    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

    "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is also pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to make a move!

    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us."

    A minute later the boy is still praying, "Thank you Lord for your kindness."

    Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

    The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad's a pharmacist!"

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    haha....wat a gd 1...LOLX...

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    Ha ha funni how things turned out!

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    hahahaa.....

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    bro. maybe u wanna combine e jokes into 1 thread instead?

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    Yeah maybe we can start a joke of the day thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Arcanic~
    bro. maybe u wanna combine e jokes into 1 thread instead?
    Noted bro. Thanks.




    Quote Originally Posted by Taurean
    Yeah maybe we can start a joke of the day thread
    Hmmmm. But I don't have a regular supply of jokes leh! Some more, I am not good at 'composing' jokes.

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    You'll Never Walk Alone! - i have the best job in the world!

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    lol CGP

    (cheo ga peng)

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    I think it'll be better if the admins or mods compile all the joke threads into 1 single thread and disallow replies (so that it wun get unreasonably huge with all the "HAHAHA" replies) and put it as a sticky.

    In case we need a luff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taurean


    Yeah maybe we can start a joke of the day thread
    this has already been done, i found in when i did a search.

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    the version i read was that the dad went through how to use the condom with the boy for a long time...and blah blah blah...
    eat. drink. shoot

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    Hahaha nice one..
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