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    Ah Beng, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" Ah Beng said "How about 50 dollars?"

    The man agreed and told him where the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, Ah Beng came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," Ah Beng answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

    "And by the way," Ah Beng added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Fellali."
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    OMG


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    Default Re: Ah Beng Joke

    haha joke of the day.. good one!!

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    chio kua peng
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Default Re: Ah Beng Joke



    goods ones!

    here's another

    mr brown's zhng my car podcast

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    That's a nice one.

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    Waaa...
    Good start to my day...



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