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    176. Ok, enough shots of you now, here, use my camera and take a few of ME with the bride.

    177. I always wear this mask. It helps me feel the chi.
    If the police turn up, just say I am a friend from drama school.

    178. Oh. That is just a couple of rolls of film in my pocket.
    But you are using a D70 !
    Um, just an old habbit I guess.
    Time, is an effortless construction :)

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    179. What sort of food have you organised for the reception ? I am sharving !

    180. Lets start with a photo of you and your grand daughter... Oh, she is your wife?

    181. Yes it might sound a bit kinky to you!, but I am an "artist !"

    182. Oh that is a TV module for my camera. It shows the game channel on the LCD. I don't want to miss the game !!!
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    183. "That's a handsome bride you have there."

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    184. Photographer to the groom: So what're you doing later tonight, wanna go somewhere quiet for a drink?
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    185- Guy photographer to groom "Hi handsome want to get kinky later after this"

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    186. True story which happen to me. Wanted to do a shot of the back of the bride's gown as it have a nice design.

    " Turn around please, I want to take a shot of your backside.....no no, I mean I want to shoot your back view.......no no, I mean I want a shot of the back of your gown "
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    187. M'am, I am glad to let you know that I have taken a fancy to you,... as your to-be-husband has taken a fancy to my wife. Do you mind a barter exchange?

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    188. What do you mean my lens cap was on???

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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights
    49. Morning 3am, Photographer asking the bride while she is making up: where is the films? Huh? What do you means that you don't know you have to supply your own films?


    50. Photographer tell the bride: photos don't need to touch up lar, anyway, touch up also no use, waste time and money only.


    51. Photographer tell the bride during outdoor shoot: Ok, now you stand behind the tree, yes, yes just show the face, no, no, half of the face will be good. Ok, now you come over to door here, yes same thing, behind the door and show half of your face. Very good, yes, like this nicer. Ok, now stand behind your groom......


    52. Photographer tell the bride: I think you leave your veil cover for the whole day, like this look nicer.


    53. The bride overhear the photographer whisper to the make up artist: like that also got people want har? The groom must be kana kon tou.
    so bad!!! it sucks man. who is this photographer or idiot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis
    so bad!!! it sucks man. who is this photographer or idiot?
    Some are real, some are jokes only, if you shoot enough weddings, will hear someone saying this, or maybe you wish to say these to the brides you are shooting.

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    Wait...how come you don't know how to kiss your bride??? Excuse me...but let me show you how to do it....

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    Dunno what to do for the first night? Nvm, I will give you a live demo FOC

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