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    84. Yann Arthus Bertrand: "Oui, I'll be covering your wedding from the air!"

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    85. You look better than in your last wedding
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    86. This is my first wedding shoot but don't worry, I'm using a 1DsMII/D2X!!!
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    87. Oh... you mean YOU are suppose to be the bride!!!
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    88. I'm flying off for my overseas studies for 3 years tomorrow morning
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by redstone
    At the very end of the wedding:

    65. Oh GOD!!!! I forgot to take off my lens cover!!!

    Not possible lah...how not to notice when viewing thru view finder.
    Dreaming... 14mm f2.8, 16-35 f2.8 mkII, 85 f1.2 mkII

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    Quote Originally Posted by gryphon
    Not possible lah...how not to notice when viewing thru view finder.
    In case someone used Leica M6

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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?

    this remind me of my colleague
    he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinori
    this remind me of my colleague
    he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him
    I hope your friend found him
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinori
    this remind me of my colleague
    he was posted to TP from ocs after getting a summon one week earlier. and he actually go and look for the TP who summon him
    OCS go TP? how come?

    i like this..
    89. you're the TP who gave me a summon yesterday right?
    “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.” - Adolf Hitler

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    90. "Can I have 20 minutes with the bride alone?"

    Reminding the infamous incident of a wedding pro who went to jail because of his "creative approach" to a bride.

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    91. I was your mom's wedding photographer
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    92. (When reviewing the photos after wedding) "Eh... err.... got problem you see... My flash too strong make the wedding gown abit transparent. So bride got additional details ah...."
    Sony Nex 6 MILC.

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    93. so when's the baby due?
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    94. must make full patment first, I already got a few couples never pay or collect album
    I get paid more shooting part time ...... damn, I should find more time to shoot part time

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    95. 730pm, in the morning: 'Is it today? I thought its next week...'

    96. At the bride's house: 'before I start, can pay me first?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by yqt
    93. so when's the baby due?
    Worse, who's the daddy?

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    97. Charles 'Pete' Conrad (the space photographer who shot Neil Armstrong's moon landing photo), the wedding photographer:

    "Houston, we have a problem with the bride and groom! Stand still and stop hanging around."

    Some people still believe that NASA faked those landing photos to deceive the Russians in believing that the Americans succeeded in their moon landing mission.

    So here is another one:

    "Let's stage your wedding, with Pam Anderson as your bride."
    Last edited by photobum; 20th January 2006 at 10:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by photobum
    97. Charles Pete Conrad (the space photographer who shot Neil Armstrong's moon landing picture), the wedding photographer:

    "Houston, we have a problem with the bride and groom! Stand still and stop hanging around."
    I love this!!

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