Not to undermine your professionalism as a Wedding Photographer, just take this thread with a pinch of salt but can still serve as a warning to others
Some might be true or made up but then again, the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction so lets start the ball rolling.....
1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day