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    Not to undermine your professionalism as a Wedding Photographer, just take this thread with a pinch of salt but can still serve as a warning to others

    Some might be true or made up but then again, the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction so lets start the ball rolling.....

    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day

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    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.

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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.


    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
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    True story:

    My wedding photographer said to me, "If my shots don't turn out good, I apologize in advance". The moment I heard that, I sian jit-pua already. (And true enough, pics weren't good.)
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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.

    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!

    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.

    7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"

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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.

    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!

    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.

    7. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"

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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.

    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!

    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.

    7. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"

    8. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
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    Quote Originally Posted by canturn
    7. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
    oh yeah... this DOES happen, believe it or not.
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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.

    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!

    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.

    7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"

    8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"

    9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*

    10. From how many 1000 feet ?
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    11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...
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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
    7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
    8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
    9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
    10. From how many 1000 feet ?

    11. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"

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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
    7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
    8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
    9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
    10. From how many 1000 feet ?

    11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...

    12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"

    13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !
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    14. Can you change your partner, cos he doesn't seem 18% grey to me... its hard to shoot a black man with a white woman.
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    15. Hmm... Aren't you the girl from last night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt
    14. Can you change your partner, cos he doesn't seem 18% grey to me... its hard to shoot a black man with a white woman.
    Woooo... Haha, this is great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slivester
    Woooo... Haha, this is great.
    i think a more jia lat 1 is...

    mdm, i think i still can use you to set the white balance, but i simply can't get him to meter
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    15. "Wah who is the makeup artist? CMI"
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    Oooops...! Sh1t!!@##$%%

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    1. I'll take better pictures for your next wedding
    2. eh, just now forget to load memory card/film , can ba-lek again?
    3. "The number you dial is not in use...." 7am on your wedding day
    4. (to the bride during shoot) Can you tilt your head up slightly? Otherwise can see your double chin.
    5.Oh, this is the first time for the both of you? What a coincidence, it's my first wedding shoot too!
    6. I will Photoshop at the studio to take out all that facial hair from the photo's if you wish madam.
    7. "I'm not in the mood to take photos today. Sorry"
    8. "Huh? Your church wedding now meh?"
    9. What a great opportunity to field test my first camera! Don't worry I read the manual yesterday. *You see him fiddling with the settings throughout the entire proceedings and you know that's it*
    10. From how many 1000 feet ?

    11. I'll take all black & white today... cos i have a late night yesterday...

    12. "Just that I want to be exactly sure, are you going to pay for my transportation fees, rental fees, medical fees, repair fees, and oh yeah, do you need prints, or just a softcopy? I will recommend you a rather great photo lab, and I am sure they charge quite low. Erm wait, where are my batteries?"

    13. It's a coloured wedding ? ... thats ok I don't shoot B&W anyway ... what ? ... OH! a "coloured" wedding !

    14. To the bride - You look beautiful. Wanna pose nude for me tomorrow? Free of Charge.

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