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    Quote Originally Posted by deslim27
    Got Auto, Semi-Auto, no Burst mode? Lousy camera..
    have.... the 2.5fps lor....

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    At least u wait till after he leave then laugh till peng.

    If i were in your situation will laugh till peng on the spot

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    such idiots exist.

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    hello clawinet.

    I think this issue is partly due to gender discrimination.

    Sigh. Like that I be girl lah.



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    bring your manual book and bring to school let him go through.


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    Tell him: I'm a photographer and not a camera man, the camera is a tool for me, I know how to use it...

    And laugh on the spot...HAHAHAHHAA

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    have.... the 2.5fps lor....
    Make sure you pull through the 'barrel' after shooting hor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3fflux
    hello clawinet.

    I think this issue is partly due to gender discrimination.

    Sigh. Like that I be girl lah.



    Douglas
    huh??

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    Quote Originally Posted by deslim27
    Make sure you pull through the 'barrel' after shooting hor.
    err... now is my turn of not getting the joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    err... now is my turn of not getting the joke
    Deslim27 mean that after we done with our firing of a M16 (Camera in this situation), we need to pull though with something for cleaning. Got it?
    Only Sony device mostly, haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBTM
    Deslim27 mean that after we done with our firing of a M16 (Camera in this situation), we need to pull though with something for cleaning. Got it?
    Clarinet is a girl. Never use a M16 before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    err... now is my turn of not getting the joke
    Ha.. pai sei pai sei.. I thought you're a guy

    BBTM said it

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

    joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

    I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode

    then this joker walked up to us

    Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

    me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

    Joker : S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

    me: Oh icic... learn something new today

    after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz
    i pity this guy leh, seriously
    爱是要时间慢慢培养的。。

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    *clap, clap, clap*
    very very funny
    Ha ha ha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    huh??
    haha. kk i not making sense. I guess there is discrimination for both sexes at any point in time.


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    Life is so colourful with such people around, dun u think?
    Should be 'Photography Joke Of The Year 2005'

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    Quote Originally Posted by furrycake
    i pity this guy leh, seriously
    i pity the girl lor... she will gain some wrong photography knowledge with this guy joker around

    I also pity the guy... seem like no one telling him the fact
    Last edited by clarinet; 15th December 2005 at 11:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBTM
    Deslim27 mean that after we done with our firing of a M16 (Camera in this situation), we need to pull though with something for cleaning. Got it?
    the only gun i use b4 is air pistol

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    Quote Originally Posted by deslim27
    Ha.. pai sei pai sei.. I thought you're a guy

    BBTM said it
    Sabo me har?
    Only Sony device mostly, haha!

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    How old is the guy? Maybe he is the same Harvey Norman salesman who came up with the ISO quote =>

    "Image Stabiliser, ON!"
    Sony Nex 6 MILC.

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