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    I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

    joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

    I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode

    then this joker walked up to us

    Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

    me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

    Joker : S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

    me: Oh icic... learn something new today

    after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz

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    I presumed u dun know this bugger, right?

    HOPE this fella is reading this thread... then he'll learnt something new...
    A-Aperture priority man.... Auto....
    then did ya ask him the [A] is what mode?

    Fully auto x 2 ? hahah

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    Tell him lah ...

    A is A**hole mode
    S is S*cker mode

    and he says use M, tell him M is for pros like him ... M for Moron mode

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

    joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

    I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode

    then this joker walked up to us

    Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

    me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

    Joker : S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

    me: Oh icic... learn something new today

    after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz
    Hoa Lian...If i were you..I will just tell him..that A-mode is App priority..then operate for him to see...or not i tell him..you so good..you use Manual mode for me to see lar...and must purposely suan him in front of his GF...
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    Got Auto, Semi-Auto, no Burst mode? Lousy camera..

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    Suan him back on the spot if I am you. Let him infront of her gf n maybe her gf post for you in the end, haha! This kind of joker, ask them whether they own a DSLR/SLR in the first place or not?
    Only Sony device mostly, haha!

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    i think he mistake a camera for a gun liao... thinking anything can shoot must be a gun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt
    i think he mistake a camera for a gun liao... thinking anything can shoot must be a gun...
    Maybe he is doing his NS only, learning his new toy, what to do?
    Only Sony device mostly, haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBTM
    Suan him back on the spot if I am you. Let him infront of her gf n maybe her gf post for you in the end, haha! This kind of joker, ask them whether they own a DSLR/SLR in the first place or not?
    I agree...must ask him whether he got it first anot..dunno then dont anyhow teach people....or you can also ask him to RTFM

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

    joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

    I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode

    then this joker walked up to us

    Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

    me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

    Joker : S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

    me: Oh icic... learn something new today

    after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz
    Hi Clarinet,

    I think you did the rite thing not to correct him in front of his GF. You and your friend had a good laugh afterall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    A mode is auto mode
    this is common in photography joke but

    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....
    the definition for these is really impressive, i must say that guy must be really creative....

    thanks mate, you....arrrrh no, that guy really make my day...

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    hahahahaha......

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    im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

    but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtwo
    im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

    but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.
    maybe he's still serving the SAF, carrying the M16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtwo
    im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

    but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.
    actually he could be even more creative and said S=Student mode, A=Amateur mode, P=Professional mode.


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    ahahahaha
    When I do right, no one remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.

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    clarinet, where did u see this guy? maybe should org a CS outing there, then he can teach us how to use our cameras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarinet
    I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

    joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

    I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode

    then this joker walked up to us

    Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

    me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

    Joker : S = semi auto , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

    me: Oh icic... learn something new today

    after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz
    WAH LAU!!!

    What a loser man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    maybe he's still serving the SAF, carrying the M16.
    for your info... most likely he's a student.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtwo
    clarinet, where did u see this guy? maybe should org a CS outing there, then he can teach us how to use our cameras.
    in my school....

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