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    http://www.ubiotech.com.sg/Product_Algae.htm


    Yet another of those rubbish Sg companies out to make a quick buck out of rubbish products. I wonder who are foolish enough to buy the Algae Power product from them. Sure will have people buy.

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    Wonder when they will IPO hehe

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    Most of these products are sold through MLM.
    Remember those magnetic mattress?? That claims to help improve health. A lot elderly fall for it.

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    When are they going to discover that digicam owners need it too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reminisce
    http://www.ubiotech.com.sg/Product_Algae.htm


    Yet another of those rubbish Sg companies out to make a quick buck out of rubbish products. I wonder who are foolish enough to buy the Algae Power product from them. Sure will have people buy.
    rubbish product? what makes you think so?

    I'm only wondering like all other startups in singapore.. did they pay to use the photographs on their website?
    “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.” - Adolf Hitler

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanyewkay
    rubbish product? what makes you think so?

    I'm only wondering like all other startups in singapore.. did they pay to use the photographs on their website?

    well they have an organic product which they claim can prevent some scary sounding "disarrayed magnetism" from damaging our health, and then conveniently the product decays after 3 months, so you have to buy another one after 3 months, not to mention the mess it will make in your hp when the stupid algae decomposes after 3 months. If this is not rubbish, what is?

    This sounds like a perfect scam.

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    and if "disarrayed magnetism" is harmful to health, then is "arrayed magnetism" beneficial to health? Sounds like a spin off from the magnetic mattresses franchises...

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    it's not stupid
    it earns the MLM top rung lots of $
    personal opinion > MLM is a vicious thing.
    The victims are in fact the desperate new entrants into the MLM scheme
    they have to buy a lot of the stuff to sell to their friends
    so the MLM bosses rip off their new rookies first.
    the product is cleverly aimed so that govt cannot take action
    usually some unproveable benefit from health food or beauty product

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    what rubbish product is this? Catch no balls

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    Q: What is Algae Power?
    A: Algae Power is an organic composition, which comprises bio-energetically transformative substances., extracted from 160millions micro-algae cells. Algae power has the ability to absorb and transform the disarrayed magnetism emitted from media storages found in all digital devices to facilitate normal functionality of human physiological orders. It is biodegradable and is developed from an intelligent crystallization of science and technology.
    Check out the grammer errors.... they can't even be bothered to hire a good technical writer.

    bio-energetically transformative substances
    Geee... are we in a Trek timeline now?

    ability to absorb and transform the disarrayed magnetism emitted from media storages found in all digital devices to facilitate normal functionality of human physiological orders
    So a formatted drive is arrayed and data stored is disarrayed... if it absords all the magnetism... will it erase your digital storage!?!? Yes it will definitely affect my psychological order - I will have a headache.

    It is biodegradable and is developed from an intelligent crystallization of science and technology
    So you crystalise algae... thereby breaking the live cells that makeup algae.... What that means is that you have a film of dead algae decomposing in your device.... which of course you will replace... Hahahah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zplus
    Check out the grammer errors.... they can't even be bothered to hire a good technical writer.
    you also have typo error on your sentence, sir...

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    Flamming another company in a public forum without any facts to backup doesn't sounds wise either. Thread hereby closed.

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