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    Tech: "Okay, when did you lose the document?"
    User: "I don't know. I wrote it about a year or so ago."

    Tech: "When did you write it?"
    User: "I don't know."

    Tech: "Was the document deleted?"
    User: "I don't think so. It's on the server somewhere."

    Tech: "Which network drive did you save it to?"
    User: "I don't know."

    Tech: "Well, what is the name of the document?"
    User: "I don't know. It was too long ago!"

    Tech: "Can you tell me what client it referred to?"
    User: "No."

    Tech: "Ummm, well, there are several hundred thousand documents on the servers, so unless we have some more information about the document, it's going to be tough to find."
    User: "But, can't you just restore it from the backup? I really need this document!"

    Tech: "What kind of document was it?"
    User: "It was a fax, and I don't want to have to type it again!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    Tech support : "Use the CD-ROM. Push the button and the tray will eject."

    User : "You mean the cup holder thingy??"

    I knew someone who was asked that in 1988.

    Someone was having trouble with their computer and called him another time.

    Tech: What's happening?
    User: The computer isn't working.
    Tech: Can you be more specific.
    User: It just doesn't work.
    Tech: Okay, can you give me the model number, please?
    User: Can I give it to you later? I can see anything since the power is out.

    Still another time:

    Tech: What's wrong?
    User: I'm having trouble installing an application from the floppy disk.
    Tech: Okay, could you make a copy of the disk and send it to me so I can check it?
    User: Sure

    The next week, he received a package with two pieces of paper showing a photocopy of the floppy disk, removed from its jacket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightwolf75 View Post
    most common complaint from Helpdesk - the problem with the system lies bet the table and the chair.
    Absolutely agree with you bro. Most have to do with the memory module in the skull....not enough of it.

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    This one really happened in my office.

    Caller: Helpdesk I need your help urgently (it's always urgent)
    Me: What seems to be the problem
    Caller: My computer suddenly went dead. I was speaking to my friend and it suddenly went blank.
    Me:hmmm that's weird. Any power on the monitor or pc?
    Caller: no
    Went over to check and she told me that she was talking to her friend and her hp battery was low so she decided to unplug the plug and charge her hp. That is the power point for the pc.
    When told that she shouldn't do that she said: I thought the pc can store everything what, don't tell me cannot store any power. My friend one can.
    Me: She is using a laptop maam

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    Yo

    Let me contribute 1 from the other end I heard it some time ago in 2003/2004.

    Caller: "I have a dead pixel on my monitor. You guarantee 0 dead pixel right? I want it replaced"

    Operator: "Can you press ctrl print screen, go to word and paste. Then save the file and send to me?"

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    Let's up it a notch! You Tube.

    Girl in IT

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    Last edited by azul123; 8th November 2008 at 07:59 AM.

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    Help Desk Voicemail.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NREoWBEHgqM

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    Phone connection

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    Default Re: Helpdesk jokes!!

    I've lots but can't think @ such an early hr. I'd help out with helpdesk sometimes when I've time

    Lady "My computer is making loud noises"
    Me "is it coming from the casing? My guess is the cpu fan"
    Lady "I think so, it's inside the casing, very loud"
    Me "could be the fan's dirty or not working"
    Lady "can explode? I'm afraid it will explode"
    Me "it may..." (was bored, trying to amuse myself)
    Lady sounded panicky and uttered a certain saints name.

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    I am using Windows, so here's one for MS.

    Oh.... sh!t

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