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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    errrrrrrrrrrr...
    wooohooo my office i got new PC, haha new PC = fast PC! yay!

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    since i don't eat lunch, send this to you ppl to have a good time after lunch.


    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
    finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After
    a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and
    answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
    wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When
    she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
    neighbor.
    Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
    $800 to drop that towel that you have on."
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
    and stands naked in front of Bob.
    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
    Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the
    woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
    upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
    husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
    "It was Bob, the next door neighbor," she replies.
    "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about
    the $800 he owes me?"

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    A sales representative, an administration clerk, and
    the manager are walking to lunch when they find an
    antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in
    a puff of smoke.
    The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so
    I'll give each of you just one."
    "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to
    be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
    in the world." Poof! She's gone.
    >
    In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales
    rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
    with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina
    coladas, and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
    >
    "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The
    manager says, "I want those two back in the office
    right after lunch."
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > Always let your boss have the first say.

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    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A
    small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also
    sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
    The crow answered: "Sure, why not?"
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and
    rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the
    rabbit and ate it.
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
    > very, very high up.

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    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
    able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
    turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
    replied the bull.
    "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
    actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
    branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
    more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
    a fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the
    top of the tree.
    Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
    the turkey out of the tree.
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
    > you there.

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    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
    > of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which
    he accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
    her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
    had a look and nearly had an accident. After
    controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
    her leg.
    The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,
    remember Psalm 129?"
    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
    He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear,
    he let his hand slide up her leg again.
    The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
    Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but
    the flesh is weak."
    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
    meaningful glance and went on her way.
    Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
    retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go
    forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > If you are not well informed in your job, you might
    > miss a great opportunity.

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    Hope you ppl enjoy the moral of the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    wooohooo my office i got new PC, haha new PC = fast PC! yay!
    So good life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soma
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
    able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
    turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
    replied the bull.
    "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
    actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
    branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
    more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
    a fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the
    top of the tree.
    Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
    the turkey out of the tree.
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
    > you there.

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
    > of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which
    he accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
    her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
    had a look and nearly had an accident. After
    controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
    her leg.
    The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,
    remember Psalm 129?"
    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
    He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear,
    he let his hand slide up her leg again.
    The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
    Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but
    the flesh is weak."
    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
    meaningful glance and went on her way.
    Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
    retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go
    forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > If you are not well informed in your job, you might
    > miss a great opportunity.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Hope you ppl enjoy the moral of the story.
    Hahaha....... Gd morals! Some read b4 liao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soma
    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
    > of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which
    he accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
    her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
    had a look and nearly had an accident. After
    controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
    her leg.
    The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,
    remember Psalm 129?"
    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
    He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear,
    he let his hand slide up her leg again.
    The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
    Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but
    the flesh is weak."
    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
    meaningful glance and went on her way.
    Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
    retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go
    forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
    >
    > Moral of the story:
    > If you are not well informed in your job, you might
    > miss a great opportunity.
    heehee...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    Later ur daughter humtam u saying bad thing abt her favourite. Pooh my favourite too.
    i didnt say anything bad about HER favourite leh

    oh...but i do get assaulted by her quite regularly
    Last edited by madmacs; 20th October 2005 at 01:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scud
    ok ok.. i go dig a hole and hide inside.
    i have a feeling someone will ask you which hole you dig and hide inside



    EDIT: hehe...didnt see drudkh's post...see already got ppl ask
    Last edited by madmacs; 20th October 2005 at 01:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    wooohooo my office i got new PC, haha new PC = fast PC! yay!
    hmmm... ytd got new PPC, now got new PC!
    so good!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by furrycake
    why you interested to know which hole scud goes hiding
    you have a thing for guy ?

    /me run!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    a very good example of what happens when you ask too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    wooohooo my office i got new PC, haha new PC = fast PC! yay!
    64bit ar?
    Logging Off. "You have 2,631 messages stored, of a total 400 allowed." don't PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmacs
    i didnt say anything bad about HER favourite leh

    oh...but i do get assaulted by her quite regularly
    Any Pooh must be cute. Tat y as long as u say any type of Pooh nt cute means cannt loh! My Avatar Pooh is a Korean Pooh. I got tis pic in Korea Bear museum. Hahaha......... She must b veri cute!
    Last edited by Funny; 20th October 2005 at 01:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmacs
    a very good example of what happens when you ask too much
    bring it on!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soma
    since i don't eat lunch, send this to you ppl to have a good time after lunch.


    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
    finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After
    a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and
    answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
    wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When
    she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
    neighbor.
    Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
    $800 to drop that towel that you have on."
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
    and stands naked in front of Bob.
    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
    Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the
    woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
    upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
    husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?"
    "It was Bob, the next door neighbor," she replies.
    "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about
    the $800 he owes me?"
    so whats the moral of this 1st story?

    lets see some witty ideas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    Any Pooh must be cute. Tat y as long as u say any type of Pooh nt cute means cannt loh! My Avatar Pooh is a Korean Pooh. I got tis pic in Korea Bear museum. Hahaha......... She must b veri cute!
    i'm not saying your pooh is not cute...but i have seen some atrocious looking poohs before.

    heh...cute? violently cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmacs
    so whats the moral of this 1st story?

    lets see some witty ideas...
    Dun do it merely for $800. Is too cheapskate? $8 million wld be gd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    Dun do it merely for $800. Is too cheapskate? $8 million wld be gd!
    8mil of hell note face value?

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmacs
    i'm not saying your pooh is not cute...but i have seen some atrocious looking poohs before.

    heh...cute? violently cute
    Okie lah! I agreed lah! Hahaha.... Got violently cute meh? Mayb violently adorably cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scud
    8mil of hell note face value?
    .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funny
    .......
    someone bully me...

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