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    Quote Originally Posted by hongsien
    I have just eaten an indonesian dish which contains those green big beans, and I start to fart after about 10-15 minutes! Is that normal?.........what are your experiences?

    BTW: the gas is caused by sulphur being released from the bean proteins during digestion......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Expiredyoghurt
    wahahaha ... imagine ... a cop going around with some 'fart-detector' thingy to inspect people's butts ...
    hehheh. yeah he'll be walking round with a flame on a stick and pointing it at the butts of the suspects, waiting for the flame thrower effect!!

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    Wonder if the gas contain methane gas, if try containing it with a balloon or container then light it with a lighter, guess will it ignite or not?

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    yes contains hydrogen methane, hydrogen sulphide (causes smell)
    that why errr after a visit to the toilet to bomb... when u light a match (or lighter i suppose) the after-smell isn't that bad
    but if severe flatulence. better not ignite. can cause explosion. hahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by DTan
    yes contains hydrogen methane, hydrogen sulphide (causes smell)
    that why errr after a visit to the toilet to bomb... when u light a match (or lighter i suppose) the after-smell isn't that bad
    but if severe flatulence. better not ignite. can cause explosion. hahaah
    Must really take care the next time I use the toilet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonstone
    Wonder if the gas contain methane gas, if try containing it with a balloon or container then light it with a lighter, guess will it ignite or not?
    Why you want to contain in Ballon? Next time you want to fart already just try lah. Put it near your butt and see the flame go whoosh!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by seankyh
    Why you want to contain in Ballon? Next time you want to fart already just try lah. Put it near your butt and see the flame go whoosh!!


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    Children better not try, may end up with serious injuries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seankyh
    Why you want to contain in Ballon? Next time you want to fart already just try lah. Put it near your butt and see the flame go whoosh!!


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    All about farts:
    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html


    And I found this particularly funny:
    We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.

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    John Kwon knows the origins of the Cow Bomb legend. "In 1979 my job was to read the Times of London and Manchester Guardian,and code the international stories into a computer. One of the stories was about a veterinarian in Holland who had been called to treat a cow with an impacted bowel. He inserted a lubricated hose into the rectum to push through the blockage, and was rewarded with a satisfying rush of gas. Finding it amusing, he raised his cigarette lighter and sparked the flint. The hose lit with a blue flame, and then there was a detonation not of the cow, but of the air/gas mixture around the cow. It set fire to the barn and burned down and the milking areas. The veterinarian, who survived, was sued for the equivalent of 21 million dollars. Not a Darwin award, but certainly the source of the urban legend."

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    Just crossed my mind that who knows that the next time terrorists might use fart-bomb, scary man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonstone
    Just crossed my mind that who knows that the next time terrorists might use fart-bomb, scary man!
    hmm maybe they may put beans in our water... then we drink water & fart... then we create our own HUMAN BOMBS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonstone
    Children better not try, may end up with serious injuries.
    Yeah, especially if you have hair around 'that area'. How I know? Well.. that would be OT already.

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    So fast that my cammie ain't able to capture them

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongsien
    I have just eaten an indonesian dish which contains those green big beans, and I start to fart after about 10-15 minutes! Is that normal?.........what are your experiences?

    BTW: the gas is caused by sulphur being released from the bean proteins during digestion......

    Hong Sien
    One hour or so... sometimes, the anus will damp damp a little because of this kind of fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by smurfman
    you win man, you win.
    Was it a farting competition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt
    or since someone said about 50km/hr, so slow... y not make it like an EVO! TURBO FART! with a BLOW TOP VALVE!... BBBOOOOOOOT psst psst... BOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT ppppsssttt.... BOOOOOOOOTTTTTT
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5user
    OOOO NIA BOH???
    Why do you think one of Singapore's revered scientists in now in HK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongsien
    I have just eaten an indonesian dish which contains those green big beans, and I start to fart after about 10-15 minutes! Is that normal?.........what are your experiences?

    BTW: the gas is caused by sulphur being released from the bean proteins during digestion......

    Hong Sien
    Yes you could harness the gas to power a small shaver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by +evenstar
    What about "How long can you fart"? I heard my friend fart for ~7secs last time...
    My brother, who is also a CS member here, once farted while he was skipping. I will leave it to your imagination. I shan't name any names to protect the innocent.

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