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    Persimmon season is on. Yesterday I bought a pack of 4 persimmons and I eat one last night after dinner.

    But this morning I found there are only 2 left. I live alone by myself as the family is in Hong Kong.

    So what's a plausible and non-scary explanation of the missing persimmon?


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    Plausibility.
    1. Same as what happened to MH370
    2. You are old and yr memory playing tricks

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    The missing one most probably in the Indian ocean now.
    You will need to engage the service of the bomohs

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    Your cat eats it while you were sleeping
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    Your missing persimmon is in Diego Garcia. I am sure of it.

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    1. You only bought 3 persimmons
    2. You ate 2 persimmons
    3. Someone or something ate 1 persimmon
    4. You cannot count.
    5. You cannot see properly.
    6. 1 persimmon rolled under the furniture.
    7. You are a magician
    8. You have amnesia
    9. 1 persimmon entered an aeronautical black hole
    10. You have a Kumantong in your house.

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    Left me guess. You ate 1'last night but you didn't say did you eat any this morning till you count there is 2 left? Haha

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    One of the persimmons is fruitnibal.
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    The Flying Spaghetti Monster have accepted your offering to him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    So what's a plausible and non-scary explanation of the missing persimmon?
    You were dreaming...
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    surrealist explanation :
    the fact is, you bought 3 oranges. you ate a pomelo. and what you have left is a watermelon
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    Your better half, the avatar ate the other one. As you can see she's sticking out her tongue
    lapping it all up
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    sleepeating!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Persimmon season is on. Yesterday I bought a pack of 4 persimmons and I eat one last night after dinner.

    But this morning I found there are only 2 left. I live alone by myself as the family is in Hong Kong.

    So what's a plausible and non-scary explanation of the missing persimmon?


    You used it for Persimmon Purée Gelée.
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    Your problem solved
    Take the shot!

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    Thanks guys.

    I think may be I was played out by the fruit seller.

    I paid for 4 persimmons but he only put 3 inside the bag?

    I didn't take the fruits out of the bag thinking that they are 4 inside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Thanks guys.

    I think may be I was played out by the fruit seller.

    I paid for 4 persimmons but he only put 3 inside the bag?

    I didn't take the fruits out of the bag thinking that they are 4 inside?
    I didn't know uncle so naive

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanzohattori View Post
    I didn't know uncle so naive
    May be the fruit seller was a bit of a distraction?


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