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    Hi Guys,
    Ever wondered why Doctor ask you to cough hard while his hand is down south holding your family assets? What's the Link between coughing and testicles?

    Any doctors around?

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    To make sure your lungs etc are still intact and dun fall out when you cough. He's holding your assets to make sure they don't fall out though. :P Hey he really grabs ur b*lls while you cough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Hi Guys,
    Ever wondered why Doctor ask you to cough hard while his hand is down south holding your family assets? What's the Link between coughing and testicles?

    Any doctors around?
    Please tell us what kind of medical problem you've got first?

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    nikonsiao just went to CMPB issit?
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    Wah Piang, what are you guys thinking

    Remember the full body checkup that we go through before we go in NS as well as after NS, there is this part where the Doctor ask you to cough while he press you there... you all really no idea or am i the special one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Wah Piang, what are you guys thinking

    Remember the full body checkup that we go through before we go in NS as well as after NS, there is this part where the Doctor ask you to cough while he press you there... you all really no idea or am i the special one....
    I think u kena molested!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt
    nikonsiao just went to CMPB issit?

    no lah, that day someone bought it up while chatting... so i also puzzled...

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    he just ask to cough without touching you.
    I also think you kenna molested

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    If you are a real man, your b4lls will move when you cough - so I heard.

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    I am having a ball of a time listening to all these!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Hi Guys,
    Ever wondered why Doctor ask you to cough hard while his hand is down south holding your family assets? What's the Link between coughing and testicles?

    Any doctors around?

    I think the doctor wants to see if there is any liquid leakage from ur asset when u coughed...

    Not too sure if I'm correct...But mine is working perfectly

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman
    I think the doctor wants to see if there is any liquid leakage from ur asset when u coughed...

    Not too sure if I'm correct...But mine is working perfectly


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    I heard that this is a primitive test for impotence. This is from some unreliable source.
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    thot they would ask you to turn ur face to the left or something, then cough?
    Maybe so you wouldn't catch them staring? LOL

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    I was dying of knowing what's the reason..... so......

    Some inguinal hernias don't cause any symptoms, and you may not know you have one until your doctor discovers it during a routine medical exam. Often, however, you can see and feel the bulge created by the protruding intestine. The bulge is usually more obvious when you stand upright, especially if you cough or strain.

    Other signs and symptoms of an inguinal hernia include:

    Pain or discomfort in your groin, especially when bending over, coughing or lifting
    A heavy or dragging sensation in your groin
    Occasionally, in men, pain and swelling in the scrotum around the testicles when the protruding intestine descends into the scrotum
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    and the answer is so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by petaflopz
    If you are a real man, your b4lls will move when you cough - so I heard.

    maybe some too small to see, hence need the feel...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Hi Guys,
    Ever wondered why Doctor ask you to cough hard while his hand is down south holding your family assets? What's the Link between coughing and testicles?

    Any doctors around?
    HIS hands??
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Hi Guys,
    Ever wondered why Doctor ask you to cough hard while his hand is down south holding your family assets? What's the Link between coughing and testicles?

    Any doctors around?
    Did you request an "Asset Evaluation"?

    Have you asked your accountant whether he would do it? It's cheaper.

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