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    JOIN THE DARK SIDE

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    Nope....i live this life just to buy all NIKON PRO bodies and AFS lenses....
    Sure anot...is that your life time ambition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by espn
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    Am i in dAh DhaRk SiDE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion
    Sure anot...is that your life time ambition?
    Garion never die before sia.. see our Nikon & Char Bor Shooter Guru no up... our guru has every piece of Nikkor & Pro body ever produced ok!

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    From an asian jedi who doesn't know how to spell......

    There is boh yi-mo-shen; there are piece.

    There is no eek-nor-rance; there is nur-ledge.

    There is no pear-shen; there is serenety.

    There is no mati; there is the Force.

    A Jedi does not act for personal power or wealth but seeks knowledge and enlightenment...but will choose to go to the Dark side when buying a camera A true Jedi never acts from hatred, anger, fear, or aggression but will be kiasu and queue overnight to watch Star Wars Part III.
    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dEthANGeL
    Am i in dAh DhaRk SiDE?
    yeap...duck side, you are in.
    Last edited by acidbyte; 13th May 2005 at 04:05 PM.
    mOi bLoG - "i bLoG, dO yOu?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Arcanic~
    how come e dark side one so powerful
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Arcanic~

    Join the dark side

    Last edited by DarkForce; 13th May 2005 at 04:08 PM.
    寒冰不能斷流水 枯木亦會再逢春

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    Some silly jokes which i came across:


    1.
    "Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.

    Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.

    Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !

    Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !

    Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.

    The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")"

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    Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?

    Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.

    The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

    Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
    Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"
    Last edited by acidbyte; 13th May 2005 at 04:19 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garion
    Sure anot...is that your life time ambition?

    on the average, we guys live about 70 years..is it enough time for you to buy all you ever wanted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    on the average, we guys live about 70 years..is it enough time for you to buy all you ever wanted?
    nope... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by espn
    Garion never die before sia.. see our Nikon & Char Bor Shooter Guru no up... our guru has every piece of Nikkor & Pro body ever produced ok!

    oii...guru from the journey to the west...dun anyhow anyhow say hor.... wait i kanna then you know......

    ESPNn.... Ns
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Arcanic~
    nope... :P

    you just wasted 1 month of your life trying to help that someone....ha

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    wah ...anyway I know this fav noob snoob around...

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    Haiz.....wash our hands off him and continue on shooting.

    SPN went through several changes already. Was originally a very small group. Mama and Ndroo siao on when it comes down to photography and food. Imagine going out with them 3 days in a week just to take sunrise at Changi V. 4:30am and travel all the way out there.

    Fun days before I encountered this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikonsiao
    on the average, we guys live about 70 years..is it enough time for you to buy all you ever wanted?
    but the earth is gonna end in 2019 if prediction is accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TMC
    Haiz.....wash our hands off him and continue on shooting.

    SPN went through several changes already. Was originally a very small group. Mama and Ndroo siao on when it comes down to photography and food. Imagine going out with them 3 days in a week just to take sunrise at Changi V. 4:30am and travel all the way out there.

    Fun days before I encountered this thread.
    well, apparently he tot that pp here do not surf that forum ba...
    guess he belittled the photogs... photogs are closer knitted that he tot...

    jane - well, if e world does end in 2019, then at 2018 31st dec, i'm gonna rob CP and snatch all the eqs i can lay my hands on... at least can feel how they feel like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Arcanic~
    well, apparently he tot that pp here do not surf that forum ba...
    guess he belittled the photogs... photogs are closer knitted that he tot...

    jane - well, if e world does end in 2019, then at 2018 31st dec, i'm gonna rob CP and snatch all the eqs i can lay my hands on... at least can feel how they feel like...
    its 1st Feb 2019 to be exact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TMC
    Haiz.....wash our hands off him and continue on shooting.

    SPN went through several changes already. Was originally a very small group. Mama and Ndroo siao on when it comes down to photography and food. Imagine going out with them 3 days in a week just to take sunrise at Changi V. 4:30am and travel all the way out there.

    Fun days before I encountered this thread.
    i think every 1, need to wash hands liao..
    can have a ceremony...


    GTG.. working nite shift.. see ya tomorrow~! for the EVO launch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drudkh
    its 1st Feb 2019 to be exact.
    .... even better...
    then i got 2 mths to enjoy e eqs before the police put my sorry a** in jail...

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    Quote Originally Posted by espn
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    haha... now there is ONLY the dark side, at least in the latest HWM issue. muahahaha....

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