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    Translation:

    Panel 1: Mummy, when I grow up what would I be doing?

    Panel 2: Honey, when you grow up, you will become ham. I am very afraid that you will grow up too fast.

    Panel 3: Then I will drink less milk. I won't grow up so that I will always be your baby.

    Panel 4: 14 days later...
    Last edited by UncleFai; 27th May 2013 at 11:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleFai View Post
    errrrrr

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    Translated....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashkae View Post
    Translated....?
    Roughly for the Stephen Chow sequence...

    [Picture 1]
    I say, a 48 kg girlfriend is thin and bony, a 60 kg girlfriend is sexy.

    [Picture 2]
    A 72 kg girlfriend is meaty, and having a 84 kg girlfriend is definitely for sentimental reasons.

    [Picture 3]
    But you found a 108 kg girlfriend. You really have a great sense of humour.

    These numbers probably don't take height into consideration...
    Last edited by edutilos-; 27th May 2013 at 11:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edutilos- View Post
    Roughly for the Stephen Chow sequence...

    [Picture 1]
    I say, a 48 kg girlfriend is thin and bony, a 60 kg girlfriend is sexy.

    [Picture 2]
    A 72 kg girlfriend is meaty, and having a 84 kg girlfriend is definitely for sentimental reasons.

    [Picture 3]
    But you found a 108 kg girlfriend. You really have a great sense of humour.

    These numbers probably don't take height into consideration...
    So how tall a 108 kg girlfriend should be ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edutilos- View Post
    Roughly for the Stephen Chow sequence...

    [Picture 1]
    I say, a 48 kg girlfriend is thin and bony, a 60 kg girlfriend is sexy.

    [Picture 2]
    A 72 kg girlfriend is meaty, and having a 84 kg girlfriend is definitely for sentimental reasons.

    [Picture 3]
    But you found a 108 kg girlfriend. You really have a great sense of humour.

    These numbers probably don't take height into consideration...
    [Pic 1]
    A 48kg girlfriend is bony;
    A 60kg girlfirend is sexy.

    [Pic 2]
    A 72kg girlfriend is meaty;
    A 84kg girlfriend is touchy, feelly.

    [Pic 3]
    A 108kg girlfriend... you are really funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanzohattori View Post
    So how tall a 108 kg girlfriend should be ?
    Based on a BMI of 19, 2.4 metres.

    I was referring to the first few numbers, those weights are more subjective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edutilos- View Post
    Roughly for the Stephen Chow sequence...

    [Picture 1]
    I say, a 48 kg girlfriend is thin and bony, a 60 kg girlfriend is sexy.

    [Picture 2]
    A 72 kg girlfriend is meaty, and having a 84 kg girlfriend is definitely for sentimental reasons.

    [Picture 3]
    But you found a 108 kg girlfriend. You really have a great sense of humour.

    These numbers probably don't take height into consideration...
    trying hard not to laugh in the meeting >.<

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    i want to be a vegetarian after seeing the roast pig so poor thing . it's somebody's son !
    宁愿遇见丢失幼崽的母熊,也不愿碰上做蠢事的愚人

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    first vegetarian cat ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edutilos- View Post
    Based on a BMI of 19, 2.4 metres.

    I was referring to the first few numbers, those weights are more subjective.
    Can apply to play Darth Vader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxshade View Post
    Can apply to play Darth Vader.
    wrong.

    Chewbacca

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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    wrong.

    Chewbacca
    I prefer big bird

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    human being is the most cruel animial on earth!

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    Human is the only living thing that does not contribute anything but just destroy Mother Earth, think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yappy View Post
    human being is the most cruel animial on earth!
    Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yappy View Post
    human being is the most cruel animial on earth!
    No, humans have coined the term "cruelty" and started judging the world by it. The lion has no opinion about how he kills the gazelle for dinner, the bacterias in your colon don't waste time to think about your well being...
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleFai View Post
    Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
    Quote Originally Posted by Octarine View Post
    No, humans have coined the term "cruelty" and started judging the world by it. The lion has no opinion about how he kills the gazelle for dinner, the bacterias in your colon don't waste time to think about your well being...
    We are destroying everything on earth and one day we would have nothing but destroy each other for survival!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yappy View Post
    We are destroying everything on earth and one day we would have nothing but destroy each other for survival!
    Why not now, so we can spare the world from destruction

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