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    Default joke of the day

    "A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
    He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK.
    OK. You released me from the lamp. blah blah blah. This is the fourth time
    this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget
    about three. You only get one wish." The man sat and thought about it for
    awhile and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly,
    and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
    over there to visit"? The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think
    of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of
    the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel. NO. Think of
    another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
    Finally he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always
    said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could
    understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when
    they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know how they
    feel inside and what they're thinking when they say "nothing", know how to
    make them truly happy." The
    genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four"?

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    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Somewhere in the East


    Ha ha..... nice one there!

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