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    though old joke... but funnie leh

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would bend down, when quite near me; and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate - she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was al one when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and really didn't want to overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

    I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
    there a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight to my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
    a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

    The moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    LOL

    You'd never know, it was probably a real life experience for the originator of the joke :P.

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    about to say its sixities canto show,
    till the last line.

    hahaha!!!

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    The moral of the story:

    Always marry the younger sister rather than the elder one.

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    ueah, this is a classic one, LMAO !

    but in singapor context....the moral should be " make enough money to buy a car so that you can keep the 'blank attachments' in it---so don;t have to carry them in pocket "

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    hahahaha thats a classic! :P
    Budget wedding photographer :)

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