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    Mathematical proof that Girls are Evil.

    Now with all guys that have a girlfriend or wife, we can make a general assumption that for all species of the female sex (F), Time (T) and money($) are required for any major conquest or pacification.

    As such we can infer the initial mathematical relation that:

    Girls = Time x Money ------- (1)

    Next we further exert the natural and common agreement that time is money,

    Time = Money ------------------------ (2)

    Therefore by combining Equation (1) and (2) we can derive that,

    Girls = Time x Money
    = Money x Money
    = Money ^ 2

    So we get equation 3,

    Girls = Money ^ 2 --------- (3)

    Further to this, we also know that Money is the root of all Evil, which generalizes evil, and from that we can write the identity:

    Money = Evil ^ (1/2) ----------- (4)

    Thus taking equation 3 and 4 and combinding them, we get

    Girls = Money ^ 2
    = (Evil ^(1/2))^2
    = Evil

    Thus, by mathematical proof and the above proposition, we are forced to conclude that mathematically, Girls are Evil.

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    quite funny...though i hope the ladies are not offended...

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    I'm waiting for the other side to show us guys can be evil too ...

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    Did a girl step on your toe lately? I am very sure there is going to be a rebound back from the girls side.

    Remember they have their own forum which makes it worst as you will never know what they are saying about us.

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    Hell knoweth no greater fury than that of a woman scorned ...

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    Hahaha like that also can ah? Girls maybe evil according to your equation but we still love them anyway. Does that mean that we are stupid?

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    $ more evil... but we still love it to buy white lenses! maybe girls can chip in some($) then yr angels to me...hee hee
    Take both its legs down first, then cuts its tail, next is shoot between its eyes:devil:

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    hmmmmmmm.......

    u used the Subsitution metoud... is there a Factorising for this ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    Girls = Time x Money ------- (1)
    Error in your mathematics.
    Eqn 1 is wrong.
    It should be:

    Girls = Time + Money


    In English, "AND" can either mean "UNION" or "INTERSECTION" in mathematical terms.
    In this context, "AND" refers to "UNION", which in mathematics, is NOT multiplication, but addition.


    So since your 1st eqn is wrong, the final result is wrong also.
    Assume the other parts are correct, the final answer should be:

    Girls = 2 x ( EVIL^(1/2) )
    rearranging the equation,
    (1/2 Girls)^2 = Evil

    Therefore, for Evil to exist, Evil > 0,
    Girls > 0

    Therefore, if there are no girls, there won't be any evil at all...


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    Girls = Mothers .....then the children of the mother ? Wonder where you came from?
    If girls are evil, then men should be gay?
    To me, girls/boys are not evil....but the enviroment is the major force in making or breaking evil lor.


    kekeke, despite of all the evil women I met....I still see an angel in them always.




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    Quote Originally Posted by AReality
    Error in your mathematics.
    Eqn 1 is wrong.
    It should be:

    Girls = Time + Money


    In English, "AND" can either mean "UNION" or "INTERSECTION" in mathematical terms.
    In this context, "AND" refers to "UNION", which in mathematics, is NOT multiplication, but addition.


    So since your 1st eqn is wrong, the final result is wrong also.
    Assume the other parts are correct, the final answer should be:

    Girls = 2 x ( EVIL^(1/2) )
    rearranging the equation,
    (1/2 Girls)^2 = Evil

    Therefore, for Evil to exist, Evil > 0,
    Girls > 0

    Therefore, if there are no girls, there won't be any evil at all...


    QOTD: Do not ASSUME. If you do, you're making an ASS out of U and ME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Goi
    I'm waiting for the other side to show us guys can be evil too ...
    I thought the guys milling outside your home recently is proof of that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by porn-star
    I thought the guys milling outside your home recently is proof of that..
    That's not 'evil' but rather ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    Mathematical proof that Girls are Evil.

    Now with all guys that have a girlfriend or wife, we can make a general assumption that for all species of the female sex (F), Time (T) and money($) are required for any major conquest or pacification.

    As such we can infer the initial mathematical relation that:

    Girls = Time x Money ------- (1)

    Next we further exert the natural and common agreement that time is money,

    Time = Money ------------------------ (2)

    Therefore by combining Equation (1) and (2) we can derive that,

    Girls = Time x Money
    = Money x Money
    = Money ^ 2

    So we get equation 3,

    Girls = Money ^ 2 --------- (3)

    Further to this, we also know that Money is the root of all Evil, which generalizes evil, and from that we can write the identity:

    Money = Evil ^ (1/2) ----------- (4)

    Thus taking equation 3 and 4 and combinding them, we get

    Girls = Money ^ 2
    = (Evil ^(1/2))^2
    = Evil

    Thus, by mathematical proof and the above proposition, we are forced to conclude that mathematically, Girls are Evil.
    ... therefore I EVIL

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    Ha, this thread is real entertaining

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    Wah...this is like using a stick to stir a bee hive!

    Anyway...that makes the term "neccessary evil" quite appropriate in this case...

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    yeah, all roots of evil, come to papa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by afbug
    Hahaha like that also can ah? Girls maybe evil according to your equation but we still love them anyway. Does that mean that we are stupid?
    we are the devil's advocate

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    That is the Hole problem....

    Quote Originally Posted by afbug
    Girls maybe evil according to your equation but we still love them anyway. Does that mean that we are stupid?

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