Feel free to post the jokes that you guys and gals have come across... Here's one:
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh, honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
She is appeased and goes off to work around the house.
The phone rang and she answers it, next moment she came back and smacks him again. "What was that for?" he asks.
"Your horse just called."