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    Angry Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    Although i only saw the trailer, i can straight away tell that it's a negative star out of five. Jaws will drop upon seeing how terrible this movie is being made. There is no direct story to it, the acting is terrible, the directing, sound and creativity in this film is a down-right disgrace to the Singapore media industry.

    From ANutShellReview: "Hsien of the Dead easily ranks as the worst Singapore film. Ever. It's one thing trying to be a B-movie, and another attempting to be so, but this doesn't even come close as it sure as hell tries very hard to come close."

    Read More here: (A Nutshell) Review: Hsien of the Dead - Probably Singapore's #1 Movie Review Blog

    I hardly see any efforts being put into this film. Even film students can do better than them. It's like they are rich people who has nothing better else to do and one day pitches out to their friends to make a movie.


    Here is the trailer. Just pay close attention during 0:34. Vehicle and pedestrian passed by at the background. Really? Zombies in a "still-alive" city? Really *facepalm



    What are your takes and views on this?
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    Default Re: Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    I think Vivienne Tseng is such a great actress.




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    The chief villain Mas Alamak is most convincing:




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    so much originality

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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    so much originality
    Put KeiChan in the movie sure win Oscar one.


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    Nominated for best zombie crawling

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    Default Re: Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    Quick, pay $500 to see your name crawl after the show (if people even stay throughout) as a movie producer.

    Their words, not mine.

    HSIEN OF THE DEAD. Small Island, Big Problem | HOME

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    i think the only big problem for Singapore is the lack of originality and creativity.

    they should pull this guy to try to get funding for them


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    Quote Originally Posted by edutilos-
    Quick, pay $500 to see your name crawl after the show (if people even stay throughout) as a movie producer.

    Their words, not mine.

    HSIEN OF THE DEAD. Small Island, Big Problem | HOME
    First 5 minutes of the film, everyone leaves. no one will see the credits! Hah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgdevilzz View Post
    First 5 minutes of the film, everyone leaves. no one will see the credits! Hah
    I think they will screen the credits first at the beginning.

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    Default Re: Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    How can you say worst film?

    We have the best of our best acting in this film:

    Veronique Ham ... Avril
    Jamie Shawn Tan ... Jim
    Charlene Sng ... Cady
    Jevgeni Andronenko ... Boris
    Indiana Sutanto ... Kodie
    Edward Chico Lim ... Jack
    Allison Maung ... Jane
    David Lim ... Bob
    Leonard Cai ... Dude #1
    Benedict Lim ... Dude #2
    Paul Dale ... Constantine


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    A stand-up comedian as the director to make it worst. I wonder how can the cast and crew face the world with such a humiliating film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgdevilzz
    A stand-up comedian as the director to make it worst. I wonder how can the cast and crew face the world with such a humiliating film.
    With humour?

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    Default Re: Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    There should be a special prize in Oscar for their courage to produce such a film!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgdevilzz View Post
    If they can have the basic common sense to produce the whole movie in night time, it would improve its ambience and atmosphere 500 folds.

    Like this:



    This is the biggest compliment I ever give to a movie. I have vast experience in movie production having acted a small part as a passenger in the crowd in this movie called Hsien of Tanjong Pagar Station:


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    Default Re: Hsien of the dead - Worst Singapore film ever.

    Can't believe I wasted 45sec of my time watching that trailer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mookie View Post
    Can't believe I wasted 45sec of my time watching that trailer....
    Can ask them for refund?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Can ask them for refund?
    for wasting bandwidth?

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    they should pay us $500 to not have us put our names on the rolling creds.

    guess some rich guy had too much time on his hands.

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    i like this.... it makes me sleep.
    Eat breath LIVERPOOL!!!

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