The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2-3 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done... very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "Unfortunately for you, the pictures are of you with your secretary."