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    Father

    Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
    I would have five dollars...
    You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
    You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfmoon View Post
    Father

    Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
    I would have five dollars...
    You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
    You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
    technically Johhny's correct since he only asks, and the question doesn't state that the father gave the $3 to Johnny

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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    technically Johhny's correct since he only asks, and the question doesn't state that the father gave the $3 to Johnny
    Yes... English Teacher...
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    Art is perception; Perception is art.

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    Sun Set




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    Headless Olympian....

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    New Authority in Town!

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    Odd Couples.

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    Smoking Fart!!



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    Cool Down...



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    New Record!

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    Black Hawk Vs Aliens..

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    I am heading for the Singapore Airshow!!!

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    ???? Riddles's Cat???

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    winning at Old Trafford is very difficult.
    even Manchester United is having problems winning there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizuma View Post
    winning at Old Trafford is very difficult.
    even Manchester United is having problems winning there
    Ask the Germans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizuma View Post
    winning at Old Trafford is very difficult.
    even Manchester United is having problems winning there
    Theather of Dreams is becoming a Horror Show of Crossing. ...
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    Stop Making fun of Blonde

    A visiting ventriloquist is performing in a club of a small town.

    He starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde among the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting:

    "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
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