After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Tom remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used
dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled with 1 litre of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints too. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, Tom opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"
"Erh??" Tom asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy?"
"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like ****!!!"