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    Default Have you felt this before?

    you felt hungry and stomach ache at the same time. You in a dilemma whether to sh|t or eat....coz the feeling is complicated....
    Objection !!!

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    just bring your food into the toilet to eat.

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    **** first then eat, don't waste the food

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    just multi-tasking lor.
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    Eat first till super full. Then feels double shiok to "make space".
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    Clear my bowels first of course, hard to enjoy my food with that urge to s**t

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    lol came into the thread expecting to read about some surreal experiences, but found that the subject is indeed very down to earth..

    agree with sh%t first then eat haha

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    This reminds me of a story: a little girl swallowed a needle when she was 5. Funny coz she did not feel a prick till she was 18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleFai View Post
    This reminds me of a story: a little girl swallowed a needle when she was 5. Funny coz she did not feel a prick till she was 18.
    BAD JOKE EEL STRIKES AGAIN

    but i feel that to be efficient, and effective... sh*t and eat at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    BAD JOKE EEL STRIKES AGAIN

    but i feel that to be efficient, and effective... sh*t and eat at the same time.
    Just make sure you remember which hand has the napkin and which the used toilet paper.... One to wipe your mouth, one for your butt, don't get them mixed up...

    Especially if you just had a Nutella sandwich...
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    Maybe it's gastritis.. Better get it checked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashkae View Post
    Just make sure you remember which hand has the napkin and which the used toilet paper.... One to wipe your mouth, one for your butt, don't get them mixed up...

    Especially if you just had a Nutella sandwich...
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    If you are going to eat at a buffet, you should shxt first to make more room for all the expensive food

    Make every bite counts
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    Come to think of it,I used to have a female colleague that always **** right or halfway thru her meals.Then we always disturb & suggested to her that she shd go the loo & consume her food there.Hahaha...!!!

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