Hey ! Guys ! back up a bit !
A serious point is being missed here.
What would you do IF xxxxxxx
Why not, What WILL you do WHEN
Think about it.
All we have to do is pool together and nominate a mutually disliked person (leecher ?)
Give him a CS t-shirt and offer to take him down town fo meet some "FRIENDS"
to discuss a new concept of "Action portrait photography"
Suggested equipment to take along:-
Camera with rapid shoot.
Flash with rapid fire.
Don't want to miss those shots of teeth ejecting do we ?