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    Default What happen when Ian's Recites his marriage vow ..

    Recites the marriage vow ..

    Do u (woman) .. take this sap to be your awful wedded slave

    To pay your credit card bill for ever and to keep you in gucci handbags till death do us part?

    Do you (insert guys name) promise to love and obey (female) with all your financial earnings, in times of high interest and annual sales

    To serve your wife faithfully as the 'financial front"

    and too accept $5 as allowence everyday... and not asking for more...


    All the above are copyright of Ian

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    Default Re: What happen when Ian's Recites his marriage vow ..

    Originally posted by Simon
    Recites the marriage vow ..

    Do u (woman) .. take this sap to be your awful wedded slave

    To pay your credit card bill for ever and to keep you in gucci handbags till death do us part?

    Do you (insert guys name) promise to love and obey (female) with all your financial earnings, in times of high interest and annual sales

    To serve your wife faithfully as the 'financial front"

    and too accept $5 as allowence everyday... and not asking for more...


    All the above are copyright of Ian


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    $5 a day? Aussie or Sing

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    I... Willing dar... HAHAHAA!!

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    of course lah... it's not you receiving the $5 a day mah....

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    Originally posted by Simon
    Recites the marriage vow ..

    Do u (woman) .. take this sap to be your awful wedded slave

    To pay your credit card bill for ever and to keep you in gucci handbags till death do us part?

    Do you (insert guys name) promise to love and obey (female) with all your financial earnings, in times of high interest and annual sales

    To serve your wife faithfully as the 'financial front"

    and too accept $5 as allowence everyday... and not asking for more...


    All the above are copyright of Ian

    how cynical... simon, i bet you can improve on this...

    argent2

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    I can!

    For line 5, change 'too' to 'to' and change 'allowence' to 'allowance'.

    Looks and reads better har?

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    Default Re: Re: What happen when Ian's Recites his marriage vow ..

    Originally posted by argent2



    how cynical... simon, i bet you can improve on this...

    argent2
    Hehe I know I can improve on it

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day in the presence of The omipresent and omnipotent Wifey's Mothers Association otherwise known as GWAD to solemize the castration of this photographers freedom until the ends of time.

    I (Photogs name) do solemly swear on pain of eternal visitation by GAWD to only purchase 1 cheap third party lens per decade until death. Do you promise to surrender your salary upon payday in to the clutches of the evil one and her mother so that they may pay their credit card bills and beauty parlour subscriptions.

    Do You so swear? (rope round balls is now pulled .. thus inducing a howl of pain that signifies agreeance)

    Do you (wifey to be) promise to ensure that you never learn cook a meal that is edible? Will you always keep the credit card maxxed out in sickness and in health? Do you swear to to have a semi permanent headache at bedtime for the rest of your life?

    Do you so swear? (Yes)


    ... to be continued (perhaps)


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