Recites the marriage vow ..
Do u (woman) .. take this sap to be your awful wedded slave
To pay your credit card bill for ever and to keep you in gucci handbags till death do us part?
Do you (insert guys name) promise to love and obey (female) with all your financial earnings, in times of high interest and annual sales
To serve your wife faithfully as the 'financial front"
and too accept $5 as allowence everyday... and not asking for more...
All the above are copyright of Ian