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    Default Re: Alert, Malaysia Phone Scammer from "Microsoft"

    Yah boy!
    Test their patience and limits!!
    Would like to see one of them actually hanging up on you rather then you hanging up on them!!! Bwahaha!

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    I would love they call me. So that I can have a nice chit chat session with them before I screw them upside down. Lol
    I will probably tell them I own a msdos 6.22 and that I am still using a modem dial up, slowly go thru the process with them, and make them answer me more instead of me working my hands. I bet it will be a lovely talk cork session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fusionz View Post
    I don't even use Windows 7 and I told him sorry I don't use windows 7 but windows vista so he was "ya, windows 7 and windows vista are the same". So I screwed him telling him they r different and he still can answer me "ya, I know" but he was damn persistent telling me how serious the problems were and my computer could malfunction and insist that I turn on the computer.
    Actually he is not exactly wrong. Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000 are all Windows NT.
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    Default Re: Alert, Malaysia Phone Scammer from "Microsoft"

    here's how to play along..

    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: what ah?
    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: whos that?
    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: say again?
    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: i cant hear you? can repeat?
    (by now they should be a bit piss off!)
    them: !!!!!!!!!can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: i see, windows issit??
    them: yes r u the user?
    me: YES! I AM THE ONE!
    them: we found there's some problems regarding the Windows, can you turn them on?
    me: which one? i have quite a few windows.
    them: windows 7 SIR
    me: sure, is there a problem? mine is kept open all the time..
    (they must be trying v hard by now to hack whatever they can find!!)
    them: SIR, is yr windows on?
    me: Yes, i dont have aircon unit, unless it rains, my windows are usually open..

    I wonder how they feel?
    Last edited by GENO; 15th February 2012 at 10:07 PM.
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    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: Bill Gates speaking.


    Or:

    them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
    me: Just a moment arh, I'm with CIA, gahmen say must record and trace all calls. Ok, now you can talk. What you want?
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