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    I was listening to X'Mas songs and suddenly I feel so dirty!

    I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night.
    (er... ok I don't even wanna know what your mom did to santa...)

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh
    (huh, jingle what what bells??? fun to ride the horse?? and don't even mention abt the Jingle Bell Rock song..
    I don't wanna know)

    He SEES you when you're sleeping. He KNOWS when you're awake. He KNOWS if you've been bad or good.
    (creepy paedophile!)

    scary...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennisc View Post
    I was listening to X'Mas songs and suddenly I feel so dirty!

    I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night.
    (er... ok I don't even wanna know what your mom did to santa...)

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh
    (huh, jingle what what bells??? fun to ride the horse?? and don't even mention abt the Jingle Bell Rock song..
    I don't wanna know)

    He SEES you when you're sleeping. He KNOWS when you're awake. He KNOWS if you've been bad or good.
    (creepy paedophile!)

    scary...
    u think too much. your mind is the one that's dirty.

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    haha... dirty old dennis ..
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    only in clubsnap....

    booblicious lingerie hotel room hot babe model shoot = clean

    x'mas songs = dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by eleveninth View Post
    u think too much. your mind is the one that's dirty.
    Not dirty?

    What about: I'm dreaming of a white sticky Christmas?

    And silent night, hot lips night?

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    Dirty mind comes from dirty heart

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    Yes Christmas is a time for crazy office parties to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adfvr View Post
    Dirty mind comes from dirty heart
    Dirty heart comes from dirty songs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinloh View Post
    Yes Christmas is a time for crazy office parties to happen.
    Please don't break the photocopier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9V-Orion Images View Post
    Please don't break the photocopier.
    or the boss' massage chair

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    The song I find abit too much is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer....

    "All of the other reindeer
    used to laugh and call him names.
    They never let poor Rudolph
    join in any reindeer games."


    * At 1st nobody want to play and hang around him because he is difference.....

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say:
    "Rudolph with your nose so bright,
    won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"


    * Then the 'Boss' (Santa) found him useful...

    "Then all the reindeer loved him
    as they shouted out with glee"


    * After the Boss promoted him... all the other Reindeers come and s**k up to him...


    What type of lesson are we teaching the youngster....

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    Looks like some people are having a randy Xmas this year.

    What do they put in the drink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion
    Looks like some people are having a randy Xmas this year.

    What do they put in the drink?
    Rum pum pum pum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonrya View Post
    Rum pum pum pum.
    Shall I play for you,
    Pa rum pum pum pum,
    On my drum?

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    One more hit on the nail from xkcd.
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    Dennisc is DOM.....

    joking joking.....

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