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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Wouldn't she have to be this?
    This looks like a strong bi-pod with a pan/tilt head.......................
    Take the shot!

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    He always see you in the best light
    Big or small opening, big or small lens, he know how to use it best, how to exploit its potential
    He shoots at the right time
    He knows how to shower love, attention & care on what he treasures as his, just see how he cares for his stuff
    He knows how to manipulate the most complicated & complex of things to bring out the beauty in you & of things
    Deep down inside, he's a real romantic, he knows the significance of the moment in time & in life, & treasure memories, nostalgia
    He can spend big bucks, if you know how to attract him & capture his attention
    Once he chooses you he will stick to you for life, like he's been branded
    He is sharp & always put things in perspective
    He is creative
    He is firm & steady, like a tripod, & he is always supportive
    He knows how to appreciate & capture beauty, so if you are a beauty, dont wait, grab a photographer now!
    Last edited by s1221ljc; 13th November 2011 at 08:56 PM.

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    Wouldn't she have to be this?

    This is Top Reasons NOT to Marry A Female Photographer!

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    Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer?

    You must be able to live with her frequent exposure

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    Default Re: Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

    Then why am I still single and unattached?

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    Because you are not a "real" photographer, like a "real" man with a "He-Man" rig. You are probably an impersonator, who have photographic equipment fetishes & concentrate only on pixel (not women) peeping And you said "I am just a 菜鸟 (Vege Bird)..."
    Last edited by s1221ljc; 14th November 2011 at 12:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wootsk View Post
    Then why am I still single and unattached?
    Show us your biggest and longest lens on your profile perhaps you may get some PMs from interest parties.

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    Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer?

    Then you must be able to deal with the frequent lens changes And you got to handle the fickleness, sometimes she want it short, sometimes long, sometimes fast sometimes slow, sometimes big (& heavy), sometimes small (& light) , etc Also beware she is not over-exposed.
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    Wouldn't she have to be this?


    How come the face so pale, the body so tanned?
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    How come the face so pale, the body so tanned?
    Face is not only the place that is pale.
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    How come the face so pale, the body so tanned?
    she never rubbed the bronzing oil on her face

    only guys will do that haha. she still needs her make-up

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1221ljc View Post
    Because you are not a "real" photographer, like a "real" man with a "He-Man" rig. You are probably an impersonator, who have photographic equipment fetishes & concentrate only on pixel (not women) peeping And you said "I am just a 菜鸟 (Vege Bird)..."
    Ouch, that feels so painful. Even Bird can feel pain.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Show us your biggest and longest lens on your profile perhaps you may get some PMs from interest parties.
    You sure that can work or not. I have no birding lens, so longest is EF 80-200mm F2.8L.

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    Here's an obvious reason:

    "He always make her smile before he presses the trigger."

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    hmmm...."The longer he exposes, the hotter he gets"
    Too many great equipments but too little quality photos. [My Flickr] | [My Blog]

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyStrike View Post
    hmmm...."The longer he exposes, the hotter he gets"
    Flasher? .................................
    Take the shot!

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    Flasher? .................................
    so that's how uncle skystrike makes his move on women

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    But they must shoot without cap in raw

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    Hahaha.. U guys are so funny.. Can I repost on my fb? Lol

    So if my longest lens is a 28mm prime den I Liao la? Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Photogenic
    Hahaha.. U guys are so funny.. Can I repost on my fb? Lol

    So if my longest lens is a 28mm prime den I Liao la? Haha
    You more than make up for the girth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Photogenic View Post
    Hahaha.. U guys are so funny.. Can I repost on my fb? Lol

    So if my longest lens is a 28mm prime den I Liao la? Haha
    U poor thing . . . Most if not all of us have zoom that extends out and many with f/2.8 super zoom

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