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    Default Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

    1) They work well in the dark

    2) They’re used to funny smells

    3) They make things develop

    4) They work well on many settings

    5) They know how to focus

    6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

    7) They work well from many different angles

    8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

    9) They shoot in many different locations

    10) They can find the beauty in anything

    11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

    12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing


    One more... They peep not at woman, but at pixels
    Last edited by photoart; 13th November 2011 at 08:52 PM.

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    please add on to the list if you have more

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    13)they push the right buttons at the right time

    14)they orgasm when they see light.. (well thats me.. =/)

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    15) They change speed as the situation dictates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by photoart View Post
    1) They work well in the dark

    2) They’re used to funny smells

    3) They make things develop

    4) They work well on many settings

    5) They know how to focus

    6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

    7) They work well from many different angles

    8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

    9) They shoot in many different locations

    10) They can find the beauty in anything

    11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

    12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing
    If you're a female you come to the right place to look for a partner.

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    16) They always come on time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgdevilzz View Post
    16) They always come on time
    *snigger*

    top 1 reason why not to marry a photographer:

    he/she loves the camera and photography more than you. suck it.

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    He loves to shoot xmm

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    For long sessions, all he needs is a BULB.

    He can expose his tool multiple times to make you look good.

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    Photographers can do 12fps.


    f rhymes with duck.

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    Default Re: Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

    He got a very long and solid lens which can shoot very fast during the heat of action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9V-Orion Images
    He got a very long and solid lens which can shoot very fast during the heat of action.
    But they must shoot without cap in raw
    shaddap and just shoot .... up close
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    Default Re: Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

    haha...this thread is turning x rated. Here's five more...

    1) If all else fails, at least the camera is working.
    2) The photographer is used to the concept of interchangeable lenses.
    3) The photographer already checked you out x10 magnification so already accepted you the way you are. Or better still 100% cropped.
    4) The photographer can distinguished between what is real and what is enhanced.
    5) You will be always near a mirror, whenever you need to check your makeup
    Last edited by ManWearPants; 12th November 2011 at 07:40 PM.

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    Default Re: Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

    Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer?

    1) They get excited whenever they see something cute
    2) They learned how to focus on the right things
    If the photo i took is 1% unclear, I will rather delete .. www.flickr.com/photos/59837685@N03/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion
    Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer?

    They're already well-versed on how to handle long lenses
    a Nikon body, some lenses, a flash, and a whole lot of dusty photos

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasay

    They're already well-versed on how to handle long lenses
    And short, fat and fast one too... Hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tikiman View Post
    And short, fat and fast one too... Hahaha.
    short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...
    a Nikon body, some lenses, a flash, and a whole lot of dusty photos

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasay View Post
    short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...
    lol...haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasay View Post
    short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...
    Wouldn't she have to be this?


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